2025 Draft Drama: Celts & Rookies Galore!
Hold on to your buckets, Boston’s slammin’ the 2025 draft party! Celtics trade ex-stars for rookies, aiming for a hoop revolution hotter than a tea party!
Transfers
News about Boston Celtics’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Sam Hauser’s Wild Trade Circus!
Sam “Sizzling Sam” Hauser’s trade rumors have Celtics fans buzzing! Will he stick around or swap for Hollywood-level hoop dreams? Grab your popcorn!
Simons: Celtics’ Hoop Wizardry?
Celtics’ new sorcerer, Anfernee Simons, is set to dazzle with his three-point magic and kangaroo-worthy hops! Will he enchant Boston to victory?
Should Celtics Trade Jaylen Brown?
Celtics fans, is Jaylen Brown sticking around or trading jerseys? Boston’s juggling players like a circus act. Could there be a trade twist hotter than court bacon?
Celtics’ Trade Rumors: The Dunk-tastic Saga!
Celtics in trade chaos! Will Jaylen or Derrick skate off to new teams, or stick around for Boston’s epic 2026 parade? It’s an NBA Space Jam mystery!
Celtics’ Walsh’s Whirlwind Trade Reaction
Celtics’ chaos! Jordan Walsh zooms through trade whirlwinds, soaking up mentor Jrue’s guru vibes while dodging T-rex trades. Slam dunk in Wonderland!
Porzingis’ Celestial Celtics Farewell
Porzingis bolts from Celtics to Hawks in a zany trade! He bids farewell with a cosmic Instagram thank-you, cherishing clam chowder and scoring shenanigans!
Brad’s Madcap Trade Extravaganza!
Brad’s flashy trade magic zips Celtics past the financial “second apron” hurdle! Crafty swaps send star players zipping, snagging shiny draft picks. Slam dunk!
Celtics Trade Tornado Madness!
Celtics’ Trade Twilight Zone: Anfernee Simons and Georges Niang join the hoop circus! Will they dazzle or delude in Boston’s big-top basketball mystery?
Celtics’ Wild Trade Carousel!
Celtics’ trade turns wilder than a kangaroo on caffeine! Porzingis joins Hawks, Nets snag Mann, and Niang returns as the “Massachusetts Marvel”! Slammin’!
Simons Joins the Celtics Circus
Simons turbo-drives into Celtics’ arena! Will he dazzle Boston or be gone in a flash? Get ready for 3-point antics and a basketball bazooka bonanza!
Spurs Like Porzingis for Taco Towers?
Porzingis and Spurs—hoop dreams reach skyscraper heights! Will Wembanyama and Porzingis become the NBA’s tallest tandem, or is it all just hoopla?
Porzingis Zaps Illness, Awaits Euro Showdown!
Porzingis bounces back from illness faster than a pogo stick! Ready to reclaim Euro basketball glory, while Celtics play NBA musical chairs! Slam-tastic!
Brad’s Offseason Chessboard Maneuver!
Brad Stevens trades Jrue Holiday for Anfernee Simons, adding wild card flair to the Celtics’ lineup! Expect fireworks in Boston’s offense! Stay tuned!
Celtics Plot Cosmic Draft Caper!
Celtics embark on a cosmic draft quest, eyes on sensation Nolan Traore. Can they nab the next sky-scraper center or comic book hero Noah Penda? Stay tuned!