Craig’s Spectacular Sideline Saga…
SAN ANTONIO — Straight out of a basketball comic, Torrey Craig is slam dunking his way into the hearts of the Boston Celtics, even though his time on the hardwood has been quieter than a slam-dunking ninja! Signed on like a secret weapon in early March, Craig’s living the dream, which he says is even more magical than a genie’s first wish! With the Celtic wizards by his side and the coach crafting spells of victory, Craig’s part of this hoop-tastic tribe, shooting those threes like a man possessed at a wicked 40%! When he’s not hitting the hoops, he’s playing leapfrog with offensive rebounds — a true glass-gobbling behemoth! \n\nBut matey, the real giggle fest? Craig is the man to watch on the bench at Fenway’s rowdiest sideshow — Mister Brings-the-House-Down-With-High-Fives! He’s a wild blur of confetti and charisma, waving his pom-poms even with invisible ones. “I just like to have fun!” Craig laughed, flashing that grin of his that could even thaw a referee’s icy stare. And remember, acing new defenses with the Celtics is a piece of cake if that cake was made of three-point lob passes and mind-reading playbooks! \n\nMeanwhile, rookie Baylor Scheierman is the snazzy, headline-stealing hotshot, dazzling the crowd with sweet swishes and smooth assists. But Craig’s a veteran maestro, strumming those playoff strings like it’s the NBA Orchestra! No matter if he’s dashing on court as backup or just blowing up the bench with energy bombs, Craig’s always brewing a plan to change the game. It’s like watching a master conductor orchestrating from the shadows — a true playoff bandit ready to pounce! With players like Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown holding steady at the helm, Craig has found his rhythm in the Celtic symphony, and he’s in it for that sweet, sweet joy of the basketball family. Boom shaka-laka!
