Baylor Brings Thunder, Nets Wonder What Happened!…
Boston, grab your popcorn because Baylor Scheierman just gave us a show to remember! In a Celtics game absent Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown, the team was as confused as a dog chasing its own tail during the first half against the Nets. They barely squeezed out 44 points like a lemon with a broken juicer, making fans everywhere facepalm in unison.
Enter Mr. Scheierman, who strutted onto the court with the swagger of a rockstar stepping out of a limo. Down by two late in the third, he pumped energy into the crowd like a DJ dropping the beat at a party. Dining on Nets’ defense like an unfazed champion, he scored a blazing 17 points in a flawless shooting exhibition that had commentators all over scratching their heads, wondering why they even bothered to speak. His deep threes were more explosive than a popcorn machine on overdrive.
Coach Joe Mazzulla had nothing but praises, practically granting Scheierman a key to the city. With Boston’s playoff spot already chilling like a penguin on ice, we can expect more from Scheierman — possibly looking to turn rookie runs into a full-blown symphony. Keep those eyes glued, folks, the Baylor Boomerang is just getting started!
