Can Kristaps Out-Dunk a Double Dose of Colds?…
Hold onto your Celtics caps, Boston fans! Our very own 7-foot-3 tower, Kristaps Porzingis, shared some news and it’s juicier than a game-winning shot. He took over social media on Monday night, revealing his battle with an undefeated viral villain. Yep, doctors haven’t quite cracked the code on his illness yet, but fear not—Porzingis is climbing back to prime basketball form, ready to slam dunk any germs in his path!
Having missed six of the last seven duels, Porzingis made one glorious attempt against the Detroit Pistons before quietly disappearing like a sneak attack crossover. But don’t you worry, he’s been warming up both on the Celtics bench and on the parquet, eyeing his triumphant return. And who knows? It might just be that his illness is a fan of encore performances, double-dipping like it’s a Nacho.
This season, Porzingis has been a basketball maestro, showcasing his tall-tastic talent across 32 Celtics games. With nearly 19 points a matchup and sniper-like three-point shooting, he’s been a true hoop hero. Get well soon, Kristaps—a nation shakes its pom-poms in anticipation!
