Dear New Boss, Please Don’t Mess This Up!…
Dear William, congrats on bagging the Boston Celtics! A lifelong fan myself, I assume this buy was your childhood dream. Big changes like this leave many Celtics enthusiasts, including me, with sweaty palms contemplating our basketball future. Word on the street is you’re a local who bleeds green just like us. That’s comforting as you seem to grasp just how vital the Celtics are to Boston.
As you step into the owner’s suite, please allow Brad Stevens and the basketball brainiacs to do their thing. Don’t follow Dallas’s slippery slope and turn us into scrambled shamrocks like the Mavericks did. We’ve swallowed tough trades like those involving Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce in the past, so surprise us with smart moves that steer towards shiny banners!
Finally, remember this: Celtics pride extends beyond the court. Make sure your players take off those jerseys post-game wanting to make Boston a better place, much like the legends before them. With that in mind, I’m pumped about you steering this thrilling green ship and hope it leads to banner territory. Here’s to nixing disaster and riding the victorious Celtic train to more championships! Best wishes, A fan with a love for hoops and humor.
