Celtics’ Neemias Queta Dominates EuroBasket…
Neemias Queta made a grand circus elephant-sized splash in the EuroBasket 2025 with his monumental performance for Portugal. Looking like a towering superhero with a basketball instead of a cape, Queta’s astonishing stat line left everyone thinking he was playing with an extra pair of arms hidden under his jersey. The Boston Celtics should be ecstatic, as his contribution overseas only highlights the depth and potential of their squad moving forward.
In the midst of the Eurospectacle, Celtics fans were sent into orbit by Neemias’ impressive play. This is Boston’s equivalent of discovering a unicorn practicing slam dunks in their backyard. It seems like the Celtics’ front office forgot to include gravity in Queta’s contract! Meanwhile, Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown are expected to step up amidst the team’s retooling efforts to avoid the play-in tournament. This off-season of changes could lead to an interesting new chapter for the Celtics and their fans.
