Thundering Hoops in White Plains!…

Listen up, hoop-heads! Over in White Plains, the Maine Celtics were soaring like eagles in a 122-113 playoff victory over the Westchester Knicks, securing a ticket to the G-League’s Eastern Conference Finals! In a game hotter than molten lava, there stood JD Davison, basketball’s own human torch, leading the charge with sizzling style. With the precision of a point guard Picasso, JD splashed 14 points in four minutes, painting the scoreboard red like an artist who accidentally dipped his brush in tomato soup!

Meanwhile, our hardwood hero Jordan “Wish-Grantin'” Walsh made his Earth-shaking return to the Maine Celtics! Leaving opponents flailing like fish outta water, Walsh snagged 11 boards and delivered sweet shooting and slick assists. Word on the court is that revenge is on this ball wizard’s mind—last season’s finals sadness is yesterday’s news, baby! Walsh is flexin’ his muscles and lookin’ to dunk destiny in the G League title fight!

And hold onto your hats ‘cause Miles “Unstoppable” Norris rocked the rim with a monster performance, netting 27 points and throwing down an and-one dunk slapped straight outta a superhero comic! Armed with arsenal-like accuracy and a fitness regime Hulk would envy, Norris is getting cozy with defending like a human Firewall! With the Celtics’ fists full of momentum and hearts full of championship dreams, their next battle against the wizardry of Mac McClung and Oceola Magic promises to be a clash to echo through eternity!