Celtics’ Unsung Hero Moves On…

Holy slam dunks and pick-and-roll summersaults! Celtics fans thought they needed Kornet like air, like water, like that pure gold three-pointer from Jayson Tatum. But just when they were getting cozy, thinking they’d have Luke “The Lobster” Kornet forever, the cruel trade winds blew him to another realm of b-ball adventure. Jrue Holiday and Kristaps Porzingis’ departures were bearable bites, but Luke? Oh, that was one spicy slam you just didn’t see coming!

In the glitzy green of Boston, Kornet was like a Swiss Army knife-shaped into a seven-foot-tall human. He could block shots like a superhero on roller skates and unleash rebounds as though summoning an avalanche! Whether vibing with Tatum in dance-like pick and rolls or defending the net with the precision of a ninja hedgehog, Kornet leveled up every year, serving hoops magic with a secret sauce no one saw lurking beneath his mellow exterior.

Now, Kornet’s whizzing over to join the crazy-talented Victor Wembanyama, like a basketball mentor from another dimension! With his infectious energy and a knack for making his team feel like they’ve just huddled with Yoda, his influence is destined to be galactic. As the chapter closes on his Celtics days, he’s off to stardom on a new court, with former teammates left echoing his name like a legendary echo dunk!