How the Celtics’ Wizard Kurates Court Chaos…
In a world where NBA three-pointers grow on trees, meet Luke Kornet who doesn’t need a green thumb for scoring by the arc. Instead, Luke defies modern basketball logic by mastering the ancient art of non-shooting sorcery, yet still manages to keep the defense spinning like a merry-go-round. While others drain from deep, Kornet passes, screens, and dances deftly, waving his wand to conjure up scoring spells for his teammates.
Imagine it’s a normal day at Hogwarts, err… the Celtics court, where Kornet, our spellbinding connector, pulls off majestic maneuvers without once eyeing the basket. His high pick-and-roll spells have been driving defenders daffy, with Jayson Tatum as his partner-in-crime. The Sixers, like dazed wizards, label him non-threatening until suddenly – poof – Kornet pulls a fast pass magic move, sending the ball faster than pizza vanishes at a kid’s party.
Viewing Kornet from the stands, you’d think you were watching a magician. He orchestrates plays like a conductor surrounded by music sheets, yet instead, he’s dishing out assists and causing spacing confusion. Pity the defenders stuck to Kornet like glue, but like the outdated art of writing checks, he shows that shooting is optional but winning and whimsy are ever present on the court. His hoof marks on the parquet, evidence of his spellbinding sorcery, may just lead the Celtics to a magical season.
