Porzingis Makes a Grand Comeback with the Celtics!…
Once upon a time in the enchanted land of TD Garden, a rare creature, the unicorn known as Kristaps Porzingis, was spotted after an eight-game hiatus. His return coincided with the Celtics’ quest to show off their basketball prowess. With wins against formidable foes like the Nuggets and Lakers, the missing Porzingis was the talk of the town during nail-biting losses to Cleveland and Oklahoma City.
Porzingis galloped back onto the court against the Brooklyn Nets with a little rust—some might say he specialized in building brick houses with his early shots (1-for-7 from downtown). Nevertheless, our unicorn proved his mythical prowess, scoring in all sorts of magical ways. “I’m not gonna lie,” Porzingis chuckled, “the bricks were real, but I shook off the dust and was back in my groove!”
He notched up 24 points, two rebounds, and a block, pulling out moves even seasoned players envy. Still regaining his rhythm post-bronchitis (or was it a dragon flu?), Porzingis flexed his biohacking wizardry to spring back into shape. With playoffs looming and those big bad frontcourts approaching, the ancient Celtics oracle proclaims that Porzingis just might be the x-factor-y fairy tale ending Boston needs!
