Porzingis Comments on Celtics Center Depth…
Kristaps Porzingis doesn’t hold back when speaking about the Boston Celtics’ center depth—or lack thereof. Apparently, their big man lineup is thinner than a sheet of single-ply toilet paper! Neemias Queta, who got ejected at a crucial moment at EuroBasket, had quite the dramatic exit, rumored to be about as graceful as an octopus trying to bowl. Amidst this chaos, the Celtics look to find solid ground, seemingly realigning their ambitions through mysterious court strategies.
Meanwhile, the NBA saw the shutdown of the world’s largest illegal sports streaming site while Kawhi Leonard and the Clippers managed to perform an audacious dance routine around the NBA salary cap. Jeff Teague reacted to Rajon Rondo’s flag football QB escapades, suspecting that Rondo might pass better with a sandwich than with a football! As Boston continues to shuffle its deck to prepare for the upcoming season, we can’t help but wonder if the Celtics will finally find their missing puzzle piece in a box labeled “Free Agent Grab Bag.”