Celtics Fall Under the Big Apple Spell…
In the latest episode of “As The Backboard Turns,” the New York Knicks went from being as leaky as a sieve to tightening up their house like a cucumber on a summer day! They nibbled on the forbidden fruit and surprisingly, it tasted like victory! With the Celtics shooting threes like they were launching bricks at a medieval castle, the Knicks’ gamble paid off in technicolor glory as they forced a record-breaking rain of missed shots!
As the clock wound down, the Celtics’ energy fell faster than a sloth in reverse! Their plays were as sluggish as molasses in a snowstorm, leaving Jaylen Brown and the crew looking like they were dragging cement loafers instead of sneakers. Somebody should tell these fine gents that the final five minutes aren’t a coffee break but crunch time! Coach better dig deep into the bench and find players with some pep in their step!
On the flip side, Jalen Brunson sniffed out mismatches like a bloodhound on a hot trail. He picked on Payton Pritchard and Al Horford with the precision of a laser-guided missile, while the Knicks’ secret weapon, Hack-a-Mitch, reduced the Celtics’ big man strategy to squabbling toddlers chasing a runaway balloon! Meanwhile, Tatum and Brown’s quest for hoops treasure continues as the series heads into the next thrilling chapter!
