Mazzulla Talks Tatum’s Fiery Wrist Battle…
In a galaxy not so far away, Joe “The Magician” Mazzulla dropped a cosmic bombshell about Jayson Tatum’s wrist! Tatum’s right wrist bone is feeling rougher than a porcupine at a balloon party, but fear not, Celtics fans! Our hero might still take the court by storm in Game 3 against those mischievous Magicians from Orlando. It’s all laid out in Mazzulla’s mystical radio chant, where he assures us that Tatum’s healing powers might surprise us all by Friday night!
Rewind to Sunday’s epic clash where the chaos knight, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, delivered a bone-jarring spell on Tatum’s wrist that had the MRI machine whistling like a parakeet! Despite the unjust jab, Tatum battled on like a warrior, and all set alarms showed that his wrist was merely grumpy, not broken. Yet, it’s a smackdown wrist bruise that’s hanging around like a pesky fly. Tatum, listed as “doubtful,” is poised for a heroic comeback—caped and ready to conquer!
Meanwhile, without Captain Tatum, the Celtics ate the Magic like they were a three-course meal. Jaylen “The Brown Thunder” flashed a 36-point storm, while Kristaps “Tall as a Canyon” Porzingis defended the fortress with 20 points. Even Derrick “White Lightning” was in on the action, adding 17 more! The Celtics’ basketball circus rolls on, as Tatum gears up in his enchanted recovery cocoon for the next mystifying game!
