Father of Celtics Star in Trouble…
Marselles Brown, who’s more famous than a Las Vegas showgirl for being Jaylen Brown’s dad, took his skills outside the boxing ring this morning. He was arrested in the city of lights after a wild dispute over a parking spot with Cross Tupuolo, a youth football coach. If only they’d been arguing over whether pineapple belongs on pizza! Brown allegedly delivered more hits than a piñata party, resulting in severe injuries, including a potential surgery-requiring broken right rib!
As for Jaylen, he’s been away from the drama, recently playing basketball and probably making more friends than a golden retriever on a puppy playdate during his Asia tour with the Yao Ming Foundation. Unfortunately, he’s yet to comment on his dad’s escapades, likely too busy explaining American basketball lingo overseas!
