Derrick White Blasts to Celtics Glory…
When you imagine Celtics legends chucking threes, names like Ray “The Laser” Allen or Larry “Hoop Wizard” Bird dance in your mind. But brace yourself, folks — on a fateful Monday night, Derrick “Dynamite” White spun the cosmos on its head and catapulted into the mythical realm of Celtics lore! His trey rainstorm during the audacious 117-103 triumph over the Memphis Grizzlies rocketed him to the top of the Celtics’ three-point mountain. Wham! With that 246th bucket-blaster, he’s now the Sultan of Swish-land, smashing Isaiah “The Target” Thomas’s record from days of yore.
White himself stood in awe, wondering how he got swept into this celestial whirlwind. “In my wildest dunk dreams, I never thought I’d dance with the stars like this,” he chuckled, glaring mischievously at the moon. This jet-powered rocketman was once a mystery guest to downtown shooting parties before Boston donned him with a cape. Much like making Al “The Alchemist” Horford a sharpshooting wizard, it seems B-town has a knack for magical shot transformations!
Will Derrick stand alone atop the Mount Olympus of three-point titans, or will Jayson “The Jumper” Tatum and Payton “The Prankster” Pritchard steal the galactic crown? With seven slam-a-jam games left, White’s cannon-fire must stay blazing as he dances through the hoops of destiny. “Hold onto your sports socks,” White jests, knowing the universe still spins in unpredictable loops. Meanwhile, his shooting hand remains the mightiest three-point weapon as he averages 16.5 points with a 38.1% launch rate on his space odyssey journey!
