Who’s the Biggest Boston Blunder?…
Hold onto your foam fingers, Celtics fans! We’ve got ourselves a roundtable hotter than a sneakers sale! And the question zoomin’ across our comic universe like a superball is: Who’s the biggest letdown on the beloved Boston roster this season? Buckle up as each scribe throws down their hottest disappointments like shooting bricks at the rim!
Picture this: Xavier Tillman vanishing faster than a magician’s rabbit at halftime! Last season, he was swatting shots and hitting corner threes like a switchable superhero. But this year? Bust out the magnifying glass ’cause he’s been MIA. Blame it on a knee more wonky than a shopping cart wheel, and poof, the minutes melted away. But let’s not forget that legendary trey he sank in last year’s Finals—that memory’s hotter than mom’s chili!
Meanwhile, Jordan Walsh is on the receiving end of a disappointment slam dunk. Folks were expecting an offensive juice box, but Walsh has been as flat as week-old soda. And then there’s Jaylen “Flying Saucers” Brown, who crash-landed without unveiling a new trick this season. They tell tales of injuries and tall tales of expectations, but fear not! As the Playoffs loom, this b-ball sitcom is only just getting started. Swish, swoosh, stay tuned!
