Boston’s Epic Slam Dunk of a Night…
Folks, it was a funky start for the Celts—like they just woke up from a Florida Gators daydream! Drifting through the first eight minutes like they were sipping iced lattes, they scored a measly 12 points. Fans were biting their nails harder than a woodpecker on a caffeine high! But hold up, because they switched gears faster than a Ferrari in the third quarter. With a historic 30-point drubbing, they spinned the world on its basketball axis!
Get this: Coach Mazzulla unleashed a triple-threat magic trick in the third quarter. Picture Sam Hauser setting a ghost screen like he’s playing peek-a-boo, leaving defenders chasing shadows! Then, like a magician with a basketball wand, Kornet and Pritchard put on a screening spectacle that would give Houdini a run for his money. Mazzulla had a mastermind moment testing the rival’s Jedi-like reflexes with the same play three times, like a basketball deja vu that befuddled the Magic into submission!
Luke ‘Skywalker’ Kornet was tapping his inner Yoda to replace Porzingis, laying down screens that made defenders look like they had two left feet! And while Mr. Banchero was grappling at every turn, the one-two punch from Jaylen Brown and Tatum smacked him into foul trouble faster than you can say “Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!” With Tatum’s passes more precise than a Swiss watch, and his gravity defying moves, the Magic’s defense crumbled like a house of cards in a hurricane! What a game for the ages, folks!
