Green Warriors Ready for Summer Dunkfest…
The basketball behemoth known as the Boston Celtics is assembling a powerhouse roster for the Summer League showdown in Las Vegas! Picture this: the Celtics nab Penn State’s sharp-shooting Zach Hicks, Gonzaga’s towering Ben Gregg, and the electric Aaron Scott from St. John’s—all without cracking a single draft smile! Can you believe it? This lineup is so packed with talent, it’s like stuffing an elephant into a Mini Cooper!
Our clover-leafed crusaders won’t be heading to Vegas alone! They’re joined by an all-star cast featuring Baylor Scheierman, Jordan Walsh, jumping Miles Norris, and slam-dunking second-rounders Amari Williams and Max Shulga. But the big question looms like a seven-footer at the free-throw line: will Hugo “The Giant” González and slick-shooting two-way ace Drew Peterson make their debut? Only the basketball gods know!
Rumors are flying faster than a point guard on a fast break about Hicks, our 6-foot-8 hoops magician, who knocked down shots like a space cowboy with 47.1% accuracy. Meanwhile, Aaron “The Kraken” Scott scores and swipes like he’s in a basketball heist movie, averaging over a steal per game. And don’t sleep on Big Ben Gregg from Gonzaga, the big man on a mission to rediscover his three-point mojo like an old rocker looking for his long-lost guitar! Stay tuned, Celtics fans, the green grenadiers are ready to paint the town green in Sin City!
