Brad Stevens Reshapes Celtics Roster…
The Boston Celtics decided that a sleepy August afternoon was just too boring for their liking. So, they shook things up by trading Georges Niang and signing Chris Boucher, a new free-agent big man. Now, Niang, even though he’s a Massachusetts native, was about as popular as a sudden snowstorm in July among some fans. By parting ways with him, they not only cleared some salary but also got closer to something called the 1st apron – which sounds more like a cooking achievement than a basketball term!
Thanks to Brad Stevens, the Celtics are experiencing a financial shedding spree reminiscent of a snake shedding its entire wardrobe, slicing a whopping $300M in Luxury Taxes. As they look to the future, fans wonder whether the current star-depleted roster will magically transform role players into floor commandos or if they’ll just be a gently used car waiting for Tatum to return. Either way, this team promises to provide all the suspense of a soap opera, but with taller actors and even more drama on the court!
