Boston’s Draft Night Shenanigans!…

In a night crazier than a game-winning half-court buzzer beater, the Boston Celtics just lassoed themselves a sharpshooter from across the Atlantic! Enter Max Shulga, the Ukrainian sensation, selected 57th in the draft like he’s the secret ingredient to some magical basketball formula. Shulga is a rockstar from VCU, packing a sweet 39.2% three-point shot in his arsenal—enough to set the court ablaze! With an award-winning playbook and a senior season that reads like a slam dunk stat sheet, this guy is hitting Boston like a comet!

Meanwhile, the Green Machine went on to snatch Amari Williams, straight out of Kentucky with the 46th nod. This towering 7-footer is a beacon for rebounds and assists—like a lighthouse guiding wayward balls back into play. Before you ask what’s next in this twisty tale, Boston almost bagged Rasheer Fleming, but those sneaky Phoenix Suns played leapfrog, swooping him away like a basketball heist!

Yet, fear not Celtics fans, because mastermind Brad Stevens pulled off a trade-job smoother than butter! Trading with the Magic, he conjured Nos. 46 and 57 picks like a wizard setting up his chessboard. With two new aces, plus a future full of draft golden tickets, the Celtics are geared to charge the court ready for a hoop-tastic showdown!