Luke Kornet is a Dunkin’ Donuts Superhero…
Sunday’s hoopla at the TD Garden was not just a basketball game; it was a bona fide circus of hoops, where the Celtics turned the court into their private amusement park, leaving the Wizards chasing shadows! With Celtics raining threes like a Saturday night dance-off, it was glitter and glamor all the way to a 124-90 crowd-pleasing win. This matchup between monster-mash Celtics and ‘where-did-they-go’ Wizards felt like a kangaroo boxed a snail – no contest! Buckle up as we dive into the jaw-dropping antics!
Who needs starry-eyed icons like Tatum or Porzingis when you’ve got a supporting cast that plays as sharp as a ninja with a point to prove? Payton Pritchard was hotter than a jalapeño in July, torching the basket with his 20 points, while Derrick “Dunks-‘n-Struts” White spun in 19. Luke Kornet, the Dunkin’ Donuts legend, was slamming, jamming, and barking his way to adoration, with a rim-ramming show and a side of 14 rebounds. His adventurous antics had fans barking more than a caffeinated terrier!
Then there was the maestro of mischief, Sam Hauser, defying gravity and defenders with four bombastic threes and six defensive rebounds, like he was collecting lost treasure! Plus, cheeky Torrey Craig had a chuckle with fans, dodging flying nachos like the court jester of Woodstock, all while clocking in three blocks and some top-notch hustle. It’s no wonder the Celtics storm the hardwood like a Goliath on caffeine, leaving the Wizards wondering which way is up. This season’s Celtics carnival continues, and it sure looks like they’re riding a magic carpet right into the playoffs!
