Celtics vs Knicks: A Comedy of Blunders…
The Boston Celtics aren’t just losing to the Knicks; they’re staging the greatest slapstick in basketball history! Imagine holding onto towering 20-point leads only to slip like banana peel bunglers in the New York minutes finale. Picture this: like squirrels on unicycles, they were up 20, then poof! The lead vanished like a magician’s rabbit. Twice! Knicks aren’t pulling any Harry Houdini tricks; it’s the Celtics, zipping around and dunking their own disasters.
Enter the scene: OG Anunoby crashing the Celtics’ party as if he walked into a candy store and decided to steal the show! In Game One, the Celtics were chilling with a comfy 17-point cushion until OG decided it’s his personal carnival and pumped in a hefty 10 points in just the third quarter! And in Game Two, Mikal Bridges shimmied into the spotlight like a basketball ninja! He dropped a 14-point bombshell, swiping balls and dreams! Boston’s got seats on this seesaw of self-inflicted woefulness!
Now, Boston’s offense seems as stuck as a cat in a tree! Instead of swinging like Tarzan through defenses, they be twiddling their thumbs in slow-motion basketball opera, letting Tatum go solo like a rock star who forgot his guitar. Expose those Knicks’ weaklings, they say! But no, Tatum be like, “Eh, I’m on vacation with my step-back threes, bro!” It’s time for the Celtics to snap out of this sitcom snooze, and go full-bore into seal-hunting their way to victory!
