Steel Tycoon Joins Celtics Mania…
Holy slam dunks and alley-oops! The Boston Celtics have just gained a new cosmic force in their ownership universe—none other than Aditya ‘The Steel Smasher’ Mittal from the colossal ArcelorMittal! Imagine a basketball spinning around the rim, and BAM—a billion-dollar swoosh! Mittal’s leaping like LeBron into the second-largest stakeholder spot, just trailing behind the basketball wizard William ‘The Celestial Green Fan’ Chisholm. Little did we know when Chisholm decided to buy the Celtics at an ego-defying $6.1 billion price tag, he’d call in the steel cavalry!
In a twist more thrilling than a half-court buzzer-beater, private equity juggernaut Sixth Street, sidekicked as the San Antonio Spurs’ side-car driver, won’t be left out of this thrilling basketball blockbuster! They’ll be grabbing a cool 12.5% of that Celtic green, like a rebounder grabbing the rock under the rim! The investment action off the court is as fast-paced as a Kyrie Irving crossover, only it’s happening in the boardroom paint!
And just who is this illustrious Aditya Mittal, you ask? Well, he’s no ordinary mogul. He’s the son of Lakshmi ‘The Iron King’ Mittal and comes with a net worth that could buy enough basketballs to fill Fenway Park. Aditya’s ready to don his green giant jersey and dribble forward with the Celtics, amplifying both his hoop dreams and steel empire. Like a fairy-tale ending, here’s to hoping Mittal’s billion bucks bring home the bean town bling!
