Hayden the Hoop Hijacker Joins the Celtics…

Hold on to your basketballs, folks! The Boston Celtics have slingshotted a steal-slaying sensation into their Summer League lineup. Enter Hayden “The Pickpocket” Gray, a 6’4 whirlwind out of UC San Diego, fresh from leading the NCAA in swipes! With moves so quick, he leaves defenders winded and wondering, “Where’d the ball go?” Crowned the Defensive Player of the Year of the Big West Conference, Gray snagged 3.1 steals per game last season. He’s the Sherlock Holmes of the court, deducing opponent’s passes with 11.2 points, 3.3 assists, and a mighty 41.8% swish rate from downtown!

But wait, there’s more hoops talent crawling out of the woodwork! Joining Gray in this slapstick Celtics ensemble are merry dribblers like Baylor Scheierman, Jordan Walsh, and the two-way tosser Miles Norris. Add a sprinkle of Amari Williams, Max Shulga, and more, and you’ve got a roster crazier than a cat in a shoebox! Under the tactical eye of Brad Stevens, the stage is set for hoops hilarity.

Mark your calendars, hold your breath, and prepare for a summer of net-shredding action. The Celtics’ circus tips off in the desert oasis of Las Vegas on July 11th against the Grizzlies. Thrills, chills, and basketball spills await as they clash with the Knicks, Heat, and the not-so-forgiving Lakers in a July juggernaut like no other!