JD Davison’s Cartoonish Departure…
The Boston Celtics, in a whirlwind of dribbles and doodles, announced that JD Davison is skedaddling away from their court! This guy was more famous for his hops than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, and he moonwalked his way to a 2025 G-League MVP title while on a two-way contract! His stats with the Celtics? Less of a slam dunk and more like a toddler’s tumble—1.9 points, 0.9 rebounds, and 0.9 assists spread across 36 games. Think of a basketball superhero who saves the day—just not in the NBA!
Despite being the 53rd pick in the 2022 NBA Draft, Davison turned Maine Celtics into his personal comic stage! With 25.1 points and 7.6 assists per game, he played like he swallowed a star from a video game! But alas, his two-way eligibility rolled like a tumbleweed, ready to root elsewhere. According to cap-wizard Keith Smith, JD has enough tricks left for a final bamboozle of two-way adventures, just not in Boston’s blue-green playground!
Now, while Davison pirouettes off into the basketball sunset, the Celtics are eyeing a new chapter, possibly starring Ben Simmons. But as it stands, Boston’s latest chapter of hilarity contains no splashy moves, just a whole lot of cap-space clarity—unless Simmons and his razzle-dazzle decide to crash the Boston party!
