Boston Celtics Questions Answered!…
We’re deep in the offseason, and the Boston Celtics have made more moves than a hyperactive toddler at a dance party. As tempting as it is to claim that all the action is over, history suggests the basketball gods might have another plan. The last time I declared it was a quiet period, a trade and a free agent signing popped up faster than a jack-in-the-box in a horror movie. Questions about the roster remain: the fate of Anfernee Simons, the starting center, and how often Joe Mazzulla will need a straitjacket due to defensive mishaps are all mysteries. While I may lack solid answers, I’m happy to pretend like I do!
So bring on your questions while I frantically dodge looking foolish! Have my self-deprecating antics won your trust, or have I just convinced you I’m a confused penguin trying to fly? Fear not, because like the Antoine Walker of bloggers, I’ll keep shooting my shot, no matter how laughably off-mark I might be. You know the drill – fire away in the comments section below, and I’ll deliver answers with precision that’s somewhere between sharp-shooter and spontaneous hula-hooping champion. Thanks in advance for your questions—and just a heads-up, actual intelligence may be backordered.
