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Buckle up, folks! The Boston Celtics universe is spinning faster than a slam-dunking tornado! Our favorite green giants are ready to paint the court with their signature blend of swish and swagger. So put on your shamrock shades, ’cause things are shining bright in Beantown!

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For all you hoop-heads craving Celtics chronicles, keep those inboxes open and stay tethered to your email inbox like a fastbreak dunk! This green machine is unstoppable, and you don’t want to miss a single bounce of the basketball action! Celtics Nation, rev up—we’re rolling into hoops hysteria!