Porzingis’ Surprising Bench Adventure!…

In the neon jungle of New York, Kristaps Porzingis is taking on a new role — the Secret Weapon off the bench! For the oh-so-rare sixth time in his career, this basket-bouncing behemoth will lurk in the shadows before springing into action in Game 3 against the Knicks. Al “The Hoops Wizard” Horford will stride into battle as the starting five-man, ready to unleash his full arsenal of tricks for the second time in this electrifying series.

Our hero, Kristaps, has been wrestling a dastardly illness since February — an invisible foe that took him out mid-basketball dance in Game 1. Despite only clocking in 14 not-so-mighty minutes in Game 2, he managed to sizzle the net with an 8-point display! “I’ve got the hoops fever, not the good kind,” Kristaps quipped, reflecting on his feverish -9 adventures. But Coach Mazzulla had sprinkled some optimism in the air, saying, “Our knight’s health is improving day by day.”

Meanwhile, Al “Soaring Slam” Horford and his magic shooting arm had a tough duel in Game 2, landing just 2-11 shots with a -11 trophy to show. Luke “The Tornado” Kornet, however, twirled a storm on court, proving his mettle as the Celtics’ big-time big man in 17 unforgettable minutes. Will the Celtics brew magic in the upcoming clash? Tune in and witness the slam-tastic saga unfold!