Free Agents Feel the Boston Magic…
In the buzzing hive of Boston’s basketballiverse, the Celtics’ dimension stands on shaky parquet floors with star wizard Jayson Tatum sidelined by injury, likely watching from the mystical realms next season. That’s got the Celtics in an intergalactic trade scramble and a lineup of free agents in the kitchen pondering their future potion recipes. Leading this circus of epiphanies are baller extraordinaires Torrey Craig and Drew Peterson who burst into fan rave mode, broadcasting love notes on CLNS Media’s Garden Report like two basket-bound bards. “In Boston, the fan energy is so thick you could slice it like cheesecake!” Craig revolted, recalling his enchantment spells known as autograph signings and freeze-frame fan love.
Torrey Craig, reincarnated from the Chicago Bulls in February via the portal of waivers, unleashed his humble stats—a modest 2.7 points in 11.8 minutes per game but armed with magic dust to back it up. And despite feeling like he was stuck in slow-mo mode while on court, Craig remained optimistic, declaring the franchise, “one that glimmers from afar like a basketball beacon!” He’s now plotting with his agent, galactic map in hand, awaiting the July 6th free agency asteroid smash of decisions.
Meanwhile, Drew Peterson’s been flying on a top-secret two-way starship between Maine and Beantown, racking up stellar G-League numbers like a hoops messiah in training. Averaging 20 points with 6.9 boards and 6 assists, he’s dreaming of staying in the Celtic kingdom forever, hoping the cosmic powers grant a qualifying offer by June 29th. Both Peterson and Craig shuffle around the Auerbach Center, training like cosmic warriors, electrified by the grand tapestry that is Boston, hoping they become fixtures in this hoops Norse saga. As Craig keenly philosophizes, “With fans like these, who wouldn’t want to ball in Boston?”
