Meet the New Celtics Ownership Team…
Boston Celtics fans, prepare yourselves! Bill Chisholm, a man whose love for the team is as intense as a toddler’s attachment to his blanket, now owns the iconic basketball franchise. Chisholm, who clearly took ‘shot calling’ literally, purchased the Celtics with an enthusiastic crew, including long-time owners Wyc Grousbeck and Rob Hale, plus others like Aditya Mittal, who threw in an investment that could buy every type of cheese in France twice over! The price tag was a stratospheric $6.1 billion, with $1 billion worth of enthusiasm courtesy of steel magnate Mittal. Bill declared this a “dream come true” and promised to keep Boston’s hoop dreams alive more than ever.
The new ownership lineup is VIP central with players like Chisholm, who will now serve as the main honcho, alongside Grousbeck and Mittal acting as Alternate Governors. It’s said that if motivation were currency, these folks would be richer than a chocolate fondue attended by millionaires. And while Wyc Grousbeck refutes hot air balloons could lift his excitement, he is eager to strategize with powerhouse partners like head coach Brad Stevens and president Rich Gotham. Meanwhile, Rob Hale and the rest are ready to help raise more championship banners, adding even more weight to the rafters that must be stronger than The Rock’s biceps!
