Pistons or Knicks: Who’s the Next Rival?…

Welcome to the Slam Dunk Reaction Junction, where Celtics fans put down their foam fingers long enough to click a button and make their voices heard! The Boston Hoops-a-Doodles just wrestled a 5-game octopus with the Magic, leaving them looking more battered than a seafood platter. But worry not, our green giants get a breather before leaping back into the playoff volcano!

Now the question unrolling like a sticky scroll in the hallowed halls of basketball wizardry: Who do the Celtics want to face in Round Two of this cartoonish combat – the Pistons or the Knicks? The Knicks are like those pesky whistles that cramp your style; they’ve been handled before but their talent’s sharp enough to slice a hoop in two. Yet, the playoffs are their breeding ground, and surprises sprout faster than popcorn in a microwave!

The Pistons, on the other hand, are the rookies on the block, packing moxie by the truckload! They’ve dragged the Knicks into a game 6 thriller, learning that persistence is their newfound superpower. These Motor City machismo maestros could be running on fresh fuel or running out of gas — it’s anyone’s guess! So, put on your thinking capes, Celtics fans: Who’s it gonna be?