JD Davison’s Whirlwind Contract Escapade…

In a plot twist that would make a basketball-loving Houdini proud, the Boston Celtics unleashed their secret weapon by exercising JD Davison’s team option for the next season. The magic number? A whopping $2.27 million! It’s like they found out their G League MVP was actually a gold-plated unicorn hidden in plain sight. Big Mike Scotto from Hoop Hype first spilled the beans, while Adam Himmelsbach of the Boston Globe made sure everyone knew it’s a non-guaranteed extravaganza.

Last season, Davison lit up the G League like a fire-breathing dragon dunking with flair. He split defenses, dished magical assists, grabbed rebounds like cookies from the cookie jar, and swiped steals at an average of 25.6 points, 7.8 assists, 5 rebounds, and 1.4 steals! Despite spending more time in the G League hiding like a ninja in the shadows, he now stands a chance to burst onto the NBA scene with more bang than a fireworks show!

With Jrue Holiday zip-a-dee-doo-dah-ing over to the Portland Trail Blazers, the spotlight cranks up on Davison to finally pole-vault into the starting line-up. His non-guaranteed fate still hangs like a tightrope walker over a pit of alligators, but the loyal Celtics clan chants his name with hopes higher than a center’s jump shot. Coach Joe Mazzulla said he just knew Davison was ready to strut his stuff, and the man himself went “Pssh, no problem!” in true comic book hero style!