Bench Bobbing and Weaving in Orlando…
Holy bouncing basketballs! The Celtics’ benched brigade hit the hardwood in a whirlwind game that could only be described as a spectacle of hoopla! With more ball movement than a disco dance-off, these stay-ready soldiers tossed and turned like they had Tasmanian Devil DNA, with Payton Pritchard wielding his passing skills like magic wands in a wizard duel. And though shots flew like a flock of deranged pigeons—alas, they barely hit the bullseye.
Amidst the chaos, Coach Clipboard unleashed plays so intricate you’d think they were borrowed from NASA’s rocket launch manuals! JD Davison transformed into a dribbling dervish, darting through tangles of defenders like a rabbit on roller skates. Meanwhile, Sam Hauser and his off-ball antics had Orlando defenders spinning like they’d stumbled out of the House of Mirrors. But oh, lady luck played coy, leaving Boston with a 7-for-40 three-point disaster that made Coach Clipboard’s eyebrows dance in despair!
The defensive mix-and-match game was in full swing, with zones and man-to-man mash-ups that would make a puzzle-maker proud. Luke Kornet, the towering beanstalk, stood tall like a majestic lighthouse when others floundered in the storm. It was clear, however delightfully bonkers, that Orlando meant business as potential playoff storm-chasers. But fear not, fearless fans, Boston’s bench is brewing, ready to burst into oversized superhero form in the impending playoffs!
