Analysis

Xavier Tillman aims to revive Boston’s court magic! Can his defensive spells save the Celtics’ future, or will his offense fizzle like a soggy firework?

Mazzulla’s Celtics face a cat-herding minefield, losing Horford and juggling Tatum’s wallet-busting skills. Can he turn his jiu-jitsu magic into hoops sorcery?

Celtics in a pickle! Should they dive into draft despair or rock the Eastern Conference with youthful shenanigans? It’s karma vs. cosmic chaos!

Celtics’ Big Men: From lanky legends to laugh-out-loud slapstick! Coach Stevens’ daring science experiment might just brew NBA’s next comedy hit!

Celtics juggle dollars like circus clowns! With cap space locked and tax storms brewing, can Boston dribble out of this financial frenzy? Stay tuned!

Can the basketball gods help the Celtics cook up a comeback, or will their hopes pop like soda fizz? The court’s calling, and the drama’s sizzling!

Celtics juggle NBA chaos like magic frogs in basketball boots! From dancing with trophies to learning wild lessons, can they craft a new Celtics saga?

Tatum’s pick-and-roll is like a magic trick, baffling the Knicks until they crumble like a clown car! Can Boston’s dizzying basketball spells be stopped?

Porzingis faces a defense debacle! The Celtics thought they had a giant knight, but he moonwalks away as Magic’s Franz Wagner scores past him. Who’ll save the day?

Jaylen Brown’s dribbling woes are back! Can he shake off his cartoon villain moves and be the hero the Celtics need before the Thunder strikes? Find out!

The Boston Celtics’ report card arrives! Tatum’s tricks earn him an ‘A’, Brown’s rollercoaster nets a B-, and White dazzles with an A-. Who needs algebra?

Meet Kristaps Porzingis, Boston’s basketball Bigfoot! He’s dazzling fans with mind-blowing plays, crunching numbers, and leaving defenders in awe. Don’t miss the fun!