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The legendary Paul Pierce recently mentioned that Jayson Tatum’s injury made it “easier” for the Celtics to move on players like Holiday and Porzingis. It’s almost as if Tatum’s injury became the Swiss Army knife of decisions! Meanwhile, Celtics star Jaylen Brown has sparked rumors after suggesting he’s considering sliding into his hometown team’s DMs. Somewhere in Boston, someone is frantically trying to change their favorite team.
In other news, Celtics fans are eagerly awaiting new tribute videos like they’re the next blockbuster movie trailers. Jaylen Brown made waves by revealing details of a failed $50 million Nike deal – maybe the folks at Nike offered him toddler sizes instead of sneakers. Derrick White reportedly got an “unbelievable” compliment from Stephen Curry that might make him hit shots with the precision of a Swiss clock. In related news, there’s also talk about a unique “heave rule” that lets players launch deep shots without fear of wrecking their stats – imagine them practicing this like kids tossing stones into a lake!
