Catch the Latest Buzz in Celtics Nation!…
Kristaps Porzingis doesn’t know if Neemias Queta is ready to be the Celtics starter, but in other news, I don’t know if I’m ready to win a hot dog eating contest against a bear. Meanwhile, Derrick White just signed a massive contract extension; apparently, he convinced the Celtics by revealing his secret identity as a quadruple threat: basketball player, rapper, magician, and part-time astronaut.
As the Celtics gear up for the new season, fans are buzzing like a colony of caffeinated bees. Jaylen Brown must step up in Jayson Tatum’s absence, and there’s talk of learning lessons from the injury-hit Sixers. Can Tatum ever win an MVP? Only if he can dribble while juggling flaming basketballs—or at least drop 50 points regularly. Stay tuned as rumors fly, predictions swirl, and Derrick White plays with broken teeth, proving he’d take on a dragon if it wore an opposing jersey!
