All Your Celtics News in One Slam Dunk…
Hold onto your Celtics jerseys, folks, because today’s Celtic saga is hotter than a fresh slice of pepperoni pizza at TD Garden! It’s April 15th, and the Celtics’ news fairy has sprinkled a magical trail of updates all across the cosmos of basketball fandom. Whether you eat, sleep, and dribble Celtic green or just love slam dunks with a side of crazy, there’s a treasure trove of Celtics’ secrets waiting to slam down in your inbox.
But wait! The Boston leprechaun has played a trick—our news pipeline hit a temporary roadblock! Picture a spotlight on a squirrel trying to dunk, but realizing it’s a very tall order. Fear not, Celtics faithful, for even the mightiest leprechauns occasionally slip on a lucky charm. Just double-check that email address, sprinkle some electronic four-leaf clovers, and the glorious flood of ecstatically green Celtic headlines will soon be yours!
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