The Funniest Celtics Updates of the Day…

All the Celtics news you could ever need is wrapped up in one easy-to-chew, comedy-laden burrito! NESN is dissecting Derrick White’s game changes like a surgeon with a recipe for success, while CelticsBlog is stuck debating who should start like it’s the existential question of our time. Meanwhile, a new photo of Anfernee Simons might have the conspiracy theorists drawing connections fit for a high-stakes heist movie. Al Horford’s solid case for an honor is so strong, it could convince a vending machine to give a free candy bar!

Former Celtics players are making moves like a game of chess, but of course, we’re too busy figuring out if the Celtics need another trade to notice. Jaylen Brown’s future with the team hangs in the balance, and he’s more open about options than a hungry kid in an ice cream shop. Growth from Neemias Queta might just light up the NBA like a dawn over Vegas. Meanwhile, the rumor mill spins with tales of trades as wild as a soap opera plot twist, and Jaylen Brown eyes legendary motivation like a cat eyes a yarn ball.