Maine Celtics Score Defensive Wizard Hayden!…

In the land of neon lights and fast-paced hoops, Hayden Gray, the sneakiest swiper of the basketball universe, inks an electrifying deal with the Maine Celtics! Known as the pickpocket maestro of the NCAA, Gray racked up steals faster than a raccoon raiding a picnic basket — a whopping 3.1 per game! He dazzled the Summer League with his superhero powers, throwing down 7 points, 2 assists, and guarding the hoops like a lion protecting its pride.

Gray’s got the defense instincts of a Jedi, sensing shots and reading minds to snatch the ball just minutes after hitting the court. More than just a defender, he’s the floor general, orchestrating plays like a composer conducting a symphony of slam dunks! Coach Matt Reynolds watched this defensive dynamo snatch steals and rocket block shots like he was in an epic video game level.

Eyeballing hoop legends like Derrick White, Gray dreams of breaking into the NBA rock star lineup! Lured by the gleam of Celtic gold, he’s soaking up all the b-ball wisdom from the pros, eager like a puppy on the first day of summer camp. “I’m a rookie sponge here to learn from intergalactic-sized talent,” Gray beams with excitement, ready to hit the hardwood!