Texas hoops just snagged “Colossal Catapult” Kornet from the Celtics! Can he soar with Spurs’ new circus crew like a dunking magician? Tune in to see!

Celtics’ trades get wilder than a pogo-sticking squirrel! Jrue goes to Portland, Porzingis to the Hawks, and the roster becomes a circus of surprises!

Brad Stevens zapped Celtics’ budget woes, saving $20M! Tatum, Brown, and White lead the charge in this cosmic court adventure. Ready for a space jam?

Celtics weave a wacky rebound tale! With noodle-shot plans, they’re aiming for 2026’s stars while juggling injuries. Watch the magic unfold in Boston!

Kenny Lofton Jr. leaps from Shanghai Sharks to Celtics! This slam-dunk prodigy is stirring up a basketball comic. Watch him dazzle like a disco ball!

Josh Minott: Celtics’ new hardwood hero! At 6’8.75″, he’s more wizard than rookie, turning defense into a superhero saga! Dunk, swat, and swoosh await!

Celtics eye Dame Lillard’s magic! Will they woo the superstar from the Bucks? It’s a basketball love story wilder than a unicorn on a skateboard!

Boston Celtics snag Josh Minott, the Timberwolf-turned-titan! Watch him leap like a kangaroo in Converse, ready to mow down defenses in style!🏀

Luke “The Octopus” Kornet leaves the Celtics for new adventures! His epic hoops magic, like ninja hedgehog moves, promises galactic stardom elsewhere!

Celtics snag Luka Garza, basketball dynamo, for a slam dunk party! Boston’s courts brace for his superhero rebound skills and dazzling jump shots!

Spurs snag Kornet with a golden 4-year deal and Boston fans gasp! Kornet’s wallet slam-dunks, and Spurs dream of sparkly Texas rings!